The other woman/man

Have you ever been the other woman? It sucks don't it. I mean only when you find out. Ha! I was the other woman ONCE! Only once. You can't be the other woman too many times now. How do you define the woman and the other woman though?
Well I think I have it all figured out. The woman... She is the first person he texts every morning. She is the one he is spending the bulk of his time with and the bulk of his money on. The woman.. Ahh he most likely lives with the woman. And if he doesn't he is usually with her 5 out of 7 nights a week. Oh and did I mention that the woman gets a title. He calls her by her name and refers to her as his woman. . .
The other woman. Well he texts her probably around noon. Wants to know if she's busy... If she is busy tonight.... He will resort to another woman. Phahahaha. Then also the other woman, doesn't get nice restaurants. She gets alot of cheap movie nights at her house of course, she gets introuced to the friends and family as his "friend" She also texts or calls him more than he calls her. Because most likely he has her dick whipped spending her money on him and not the other way. And if she is giving him money, well lets just say.... The woman is getting a cut!

Now for guys here is the other guy vs the man scenario....

If I had a man and a other guy......
This is how things would play out. My man would be the first person I text in the morning. I would send him a picture or something around lunch time. I would cook for him and get creative and make something for him either with visual art or literature or song or something. The man gets a key to my house. He drives my car when his is in the shop. He gets all the benefits. But when he fucks up.... There will be the other guy

Ohh , the other guy. He only gets to come by when I call him, or I go to him. Usually he never comes in my home because there is evidence of the Man. And when he tries to come in there is usually an excuse. I'm tired, or I have company or relatives over. Have you ever done that? Ha! The other guy is totally the guy that u get money from and sex too! Then even if you dont have good sex with your man, you can go get that nut from the other guy!
I haven't had a "other guy" in a while. After being in long distance relationship after another, I have remained completely celibate, outside of my relationship.
Have I ever been the other woman? Yes I have I was the other woman once. I was so naive. I was letting this guy tell me he lived with his grandma when in actuality he lived with his fiance! Thats what I get though, all for a nut, all for a NUT!!!!! Thats when I bought my first vibrator!