Tuesday, March 3, 2009

My Diamond Girls


Ok so I know everyone has those two friends that are like either make you look good because they always look good. And I have two. These girls like to party, dress up and wear make up! I love these girls with all my heart. They bring out the top model in me. They bring out the freak em dresses and the heels that make your feet hurt but you still wear them because when I'm with these girls I feel SEXY! I swear no matter where we go, some guy is either gawking at our asses hanging out our shorts or our cleavage (due to push up bras). I swear guys wanna take us home and fuck the shit out of us when they see us. But thats another thing these two girls give me. The power to flirt all night long and leave him "CHOPPED AND SCREWED". Before I met these two I never knew how good it felt to string guys along and keep them thinking that one day they would get to home plate! Its something about giving a guy a peep show at the club or grinding up against him and knowing that he's NOT coming home with you. I bet some of my male readers are like why can't we come home? Well it's simple, we dont want to meet someone at the club and date them. Duh! We just want to make you guys fantasize about that one girl at the club because she was so sexy! And we only hope you are at the club the next time we go, so we can do it all over again! Now again I know my male readers are like well sometimes girls do invite us home, and my response to that is maybe she doesn't have standards or she's looking for that one night stand to get over her ex boyfriend. (And sometimes that doesn't even work) But back to my girls, they are always there to cheer me up when I have guy problems and the cure is almost always partying or clubbing! Oh and lets not forget SHOPPING! Yes ya'll I have two girlsfriends ones my BIOTCH and the other is my BOO! They are both wifey's for when an ugly guy comes and try to get one of our numbers and we have to use the "We're lesbians" excuse. I love them dearly and they will ride or die and so will I!

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